But is it all worth it?

kaz-24601:

tootsienoodles:

sam-vurps:

fallingforev3r:

hotllamasex:

kanayatheawkwardlesbian:

saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’

we are all obama

And I swear in that moment we were Obama

We accept the Obama we think we deserve 

sometimes I wonder what the fuck is wrong with you people and then I realize I don’t care

My thoughts are Baracks I cannot fathom into Obamas.

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thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

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calciumwaves:

IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD

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vvenis:

i could never become a chef bc i would eat like 3/4th of the meal before i actually finish cooking it

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mareeps:

remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs

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Reblog this if you ever stayed home alone when you were 13

triggeryouroffences:

I need to prove a point to some social workers who are saying I’m too young to stay at home by myself when my mom goes to work in the evening.

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